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SMS Lucu – EN

Eko Budiyanto — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 05:31:55 +0000

A-u r attractive,
B- u r best,
C- u r cute,
D-u r dear,
E-u r excellent,
F- u r funny,
G- u r great,
H-he he he,
I-i am,
J-joking.

Life is like a MOVIE… If u r sad – DRAMA

If u r afraid – SUSPENSE

If u r angry – ACTION

When u Luk at the mirror – HORROR

Now u r smilling – that’s COMEDY

God made daylight n called it the SUN. God made entertainment n called it FUN. God made nightlight n called it the MOON. God made U n called CARTOON.

Who’s hot… Its U, Who’s Charming… Its U, Who’s Sweetest.. Its U, Who’s Intelligent… Its U, Who’s dear & near friend… Its U Who’s a liar.. Its me!

i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,don’t be crazy,i love also other alphabet like v,w,x,y,z

YOU are very cute because in my dictionary Cute means… C – Causing U – Un-necessary T – Trouble E – Everywhere

A-u r attractive, B- u r best, C- u r cute, D-u r dear, E-u r excellent, F- u r funny, G- u r great, H-he he he, I-i am, J-joking.

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Kutipan favorit saya oleh Steve Jobs

Eko Budiyanto — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 14:09:12 +0000

Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma – which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.

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Status Facebook Lucu

Eko Budiyanto — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 06:27:14 +0000

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.
The teacher asks Timmy “why is your cat at school today?” Timmy says, crying, “Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, ‘I’m going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.’ so I’m saving him!”
Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear!
Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio
“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A BITCH
Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
I changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’. So my computer just tells me when I forget.
If you friend request me on facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will assume you’re a transformer.
Why is there a show called “When animals attack”? It should be called “When stupid people go near dangerous animals.”
Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
If the world doesnt end on December 21st, 2012, I have a feeling there will be a lot of babies born on September 20th, 2013.
Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.
If people could read my mind, I’d get punched in the face a lot.
Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fucking expensive.
A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.
If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence… Your answer should always be, Please don’t hit me again officer…
Unless your name is GOOGLE…stop acting like you KNOW EVERYTHING…
I’m searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool… to poke a Hontas.
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
Facebook is like a fridge. When you’re bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there’s anything good in it.
Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving.
Cop: Sir have you been drinking?
Man: No.
Cop: Papers.
Man: Scissors, I win!
A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, “I love you”. Girl asks “Is it you or the beer talking?”. Boy replies, “Its me. Talking to my beer.”
My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive… so I took her to the Gas Station.
I bet that in prison everyone’s FB relationship status is set to “it’s complicated”.
When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say “Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?”
An English professor wrote the words, “Woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.” The women wrote: “Woman: Without her, man is nothing.”
Friends are like underwear, always near you. Good friends are like condoms, always protecting you. Best friends are like viagra, lift you up when you are down.
A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, “Anything you say will be held against you!” Then the drunk man yells, “TITTIES”!
My mother texted me ‘What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?’ I answered: ‘I dont know, love u, talk to u later.’ Mother: ‘Ok, I’ll ask your sister’
When I was a kid, I used to sing, ‘A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P’
I don’t get nervous if I’m surrounded by beautiful women. I know they’re all too busy hating each other to notice me.
Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
If couples who are in love are called ‘love birds’, then couples who always argue should be called ‘angry birds.’

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Terjemahan Lagu Boso Jowo

Eko Budiyanto — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 12:54:31 +0000

All out of love (Air Supply):
Katresnan kebablasan

Goodbye (Air Supply):
Minggat

Lost in love (Air Supply):
Wes ora tresno

Making love out of nothing at all (Air Supply):
Gelo (jebule ora dibayar)

Grease (Bee Gees) :
Kinclong

How deep is your love (Bee Gees):
Duwekmu kok jero ‘men

I started a joke (Bee Gees):
Wiwit ndagel

In the morning (Bee Gees):
Isuk utuk2

Saturday night fever (Bee Gees):
Meriang ning nekat ngapel

Summertime (jazz) :
Loro Panas

Stayin’ alive (Bee Gees) :
Ora iso mati

Words (Bee Gees) :
Nggedebus

More than words (Extreme) :
Nggedebus pol

Highway star (Deep Purple) :
Jago trek-trek’an

Smoke on the water (Deep Purple) :
Umob (album ‘Nggodog Wedang’)

Soldier of fortune (Deep Purple) :
Prajurit raiso mati

Mama (Genesis) :
Mak’e

Another day in paradise (Phill Collins) :
Suk’mben ing swargo

Againts all odds (Phill Collins):
Ongko Ganep

All night long (Lionel Richie) :
Lek-lek’an(ngebyar)

Still (Lionel Richie) :
Isih (durung entek)

Stuck on you (Lionel Richie) :
Kecanthol

Truly (Lionel Richie) :
Tenan’e

Frozen (Madonna) :
Njendel

Like a virgin (Madonna) :
Ketok’e perawan

Don’t cry for me, Argentina (Madonna) :
Ojo nangis, Sragen

Billy Jean (Michael Jackson) :
Tuku clono Levis

Black & white (Michael Jackson) :
Sebrangan dalan

Killing me softly (Roberta Flack) :
Di-ithik-ithik sak-modar’e

Release me (Engelbert Humperdinck) :
Cul’na aku

My way (Frank Sinatra) :
Sak-karepku

I don’t like to sleep alone (Paul Anka) :
Kelon-ana aku

Fragile (Sting) :
Bentet

Hands clean (Alanis Morissette) :
Bar Wisuh

Believe (Cher) :
Percoyo

I still believe (Brenda K Star) :
Ngengkelan

Shy guy (Diana King) :
Clingus

Wild woman (Michael Learns to Rock) :
Morotuwo

Torn (Natallie Imbruglia) :
Suwek / dedel duel

Don’t speak (No Doubt) :
Meneng’a wae

La copa de la via (Ricky Martin) :
Ayo bal-balan

Something stupid (R William & Nicole Kidman):
nggobloki

Kiss me (Sixpence None The Richer) :
Kismis

Viva forever (Spice Girls) :
Ketagihan wedak Viva

Uptown girl (Westlife) :
Wong wedok nggunung

Don’t stop me now (Queen) :
Ojo Nggandoli

Bohemian rhapsody (Queen) :
Bu Hemi nge’Rap’

We will rock you (Queen) :
Balang2an watu

Always (Bon Jovi) :
Mesti ngono

Bed of roses (Bon Jovi) :
Peti mati

Alone (Heart) :
Ijen (album ‘Kendel tenan’)

Self control (Laura Branigan):
Poso

Warrior (Pat Benatar) :
Sepatu basket

The temple of the king (Rainbow) :
Candi

Sailing (Rod Stewart) :
Iseh Eling (ora edan)

Jump (Van Halen) :
Njondil (album ‘Kaget’)

Almost unreal (Roxette) :
Ora umum

Black magic woman (Santana) :
Mak Lampir

Smooth (Santana) :
Lunyu (album ‘Kepleset’)

Always somewhere (Scorpion) :
Mblayang wae

Still loving you (Scorpion) :
Ra duwe isin

So young (The Corrs) :
Bocah SD

After all (Al Jarreau) :
Entek2an

Forever young (Alphaville) :
Awet enom

Woman in love (Barbra Streisand) :
Suminten edan

Mandy (Barry Manilow) :
Adus

Suddenly (Billy Ocean) :
Mak-jegagik / uJUG uJUG

If (Bread) :
Yen

My heart will go on (Celine Dion) :
Loro hepatitis

The prayer (Andrea Bocelli & Celine Dion) :
Mbah Modin

I’ve never been to me (Charlene) :
Ora pernah kenal Tomi

Hard to say I’m sorry (Chicago) :
Kisinan

Zombie (Cranberries) :
Gendruwo

Boulevard (Dan Byrd) :
Dalan gede

Lady Valentine (David Gates) :
Putri Solo

Emotion (Destiny’s Child) :
Muntab

If we hold on together (Diana Ross) :
Yen Gegandengan tangan

It’s you (Dionne W & Stevie W) :
Jebul sliramu

Hotel California (Eagles) :
Losmen Kali Pepe

Big big world (Emilia) :
Donya’ne gedhe banget

In your eyes (George Benson) :
Blobok

Careless whisper (George Michael) :
Seneng rasan2

All I am (Heatwave) :
Serakah

I don’t have the heart (James Ingram) :
Rempela thok

Just once (James Ingram) :
Sepisan wae

Beautiful girl (Jose Mari Chan) :
Cah ayu

To all the girls I loved before (Julio Iglesias) :
Kanggo randha-randhaku

Dust in the wind (Kansas) :
Lesus nggawa bledug

Pretty boy (M2M) :
Banci

Smile again (Manhatan Transfer) :
Ayo ngguyu (Waljinah)

Paint my love (Michael Learns to Rock) :
Nge-cet omahe pacar

I’ll be here waiting for you (Richard Marx) :
Dak-cegat nyang kene

Become 1 (Spice Girls) :
Ilang siji

Babe (Styx) :
Maratuwa (Betawi)

Mermaid (Tatsuro Yamashita) :
Iwak ayu

Lea (Toto) :
Liyo (ora podo)

Just the way you are (Billy Joel) :
Sak-karepmu

Smoke gets in your eyes (jazz) :
Kakehan ngrokok

Long train running (Doobie W) :
Kepancal Sepur

All blues (George Benson) :
Kelunturan (biru kabeh)

O Danny boy (tradisional Irlandia) :
Jebul’e anake Dani!

Blueberry hill (Louis Armstrong):
Gunung Pare

Another clown (Leon) :
wong DPR

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Hello world!

Eko Budiyanto — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 23:24:41 +0000

Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start blogging!

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